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A man went to get a haircut at a local barbershop. A little while later, a certain beauty walked in.
The man said to the lady, "Hi. I like you. Can we meet in town tomorrow?"
The beauty replied, "I'm married. Where should I tell my husband I will be going"
The man replied, "Tell him you're visiting your relatives."
The beauty replied, "You tell him yourself. That man is shaving you!"
The man became tongue-tied for several minutes.
The man said to the lady, "Hi. I like you. Can we meet in town tomorrow?"
The beauty replied, "I'm married. Where should I tell my husband I will be going"
The man replied, "Tell him you're visiting your relatives."
The beauty replied, "You tell him yourself. That man is shaving you!"
The man became tongue-tied for several minutes.